Drastic times....

Dear Calgary Flames,

Drastic times call for drastic measures. This whole losing - nay, being slaughtered wholesale - during playoffs business is simply not going to fly, Calgary. Sure, it was what, one game? But it was an IMPORTANT one.

I, for one, am completely different in my approach to sport than I am with other things. I am an emotional and a superstitious sports fan, especially when it comes to hockey, and as I am sure you are aare of, there are some traditions which, under penalty of hellfire and damnation, thou shallt not fuck with. Such a thing is luck.

When it's good, you don't do a damn thing different. You follow the exact same procedures which enabled you to do the winning thing. If this means a bacon cheesesteak for breakfast, well, so be it. Somebody is doing something different. FIX IT, FOO.

Time to change the luck.

I expect to see you all playing your damn guts out on Sunday,
Moose.